June 2012
38 posts
teacher: what's something that you need that you can't see or feel?
person: air
me: wifi
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
Tandaan mo, hindi lang siya sa'yo sweet kaya,
jariebravo:
walmartfashionista:
if you think i’m always online, it’s because i am
Self-proclaimed Wise Man.: 20 Things I Should Have... →
pilosopogyno:
1. The world is trying to keep you stupid. From bank fees to interest rates to miracle diets, people who are not educated are easier to get money from and easier to lead. Educate yourself as much as possible for wealth, independence, and happiness.
2. Do not have faith in institutions to…
porcinestresssyndrome:
i am not stupid, i am not going to play stupid.
porcinestresssyndrome:
i am not stupid, i am not going to play stupid.
looking at myself: why
pricksatmywindow:
at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like it’s hot
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
How the fuck are some people so attractive how does DNA do that why doesn’t mine do that how do I make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
“Everyone else is off falling in love and acting stupid and goofy and sweet and...”
– Robin Scherbatsky (How I Met Your Mother)
